- I had to chase a squirrel around in my office today. No really, I’m not kidding! Tip: Swinging an umbrella at a squirrel just makes it mad. #
- Just crossed the Eastern Continental Divide for the second time today. Feels the same on both sides really. #
- Wow, glad there’s no real news like Iran or N Korea to cover. Good job, media, on covering the death of a freaky singer. #michaeljackson #